Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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