We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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