You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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