so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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