I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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