I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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