I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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