Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'm having to shit out rocks
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