Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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