just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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