are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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