Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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