I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think people are normalizing furries
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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