Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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