No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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