Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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