She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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