What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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