whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Randomize
