we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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