she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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