It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Someone shattered a urinal.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We smell like vodka and hangover
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