let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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