the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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