She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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