I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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