Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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