I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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