party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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