then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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