if you like me you must not know who I am
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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