So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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