: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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