He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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