Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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