just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
