Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
