Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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