Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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