I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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