Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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