So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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