We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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