My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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