i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Dicks are not precious.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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