Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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