I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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