Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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