If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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