Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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