Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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