Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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