Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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