Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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