I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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